BlogFlock“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter.” — President Donald Trump
There is a scourge on our…
ARISTIDES: Greetings, Pheidippides! Why are you covered in sweat?
PHEIDIPPIDES: It is because I ran all the way here from Marathon. My friend, I bring important news.
ARISTIDES: Oh, my prayers have been answered! We have all been waiting anxiously for updates. What has happened?
PHEIDIPPIDES:…
Hello, neighbors. My name is Grant Sharma, and I’m a managing partner at Haverford Ridge Capital. As of last Tuesday, we are the proud new owners of 2218 Linden Avenue, or, as many of you know it, the House That Gives Out Full-Size Candy Bars.
First off, nothing is changing.
A: Hey, I just saw all the Halloween decorations you put up in the front yard.
B: Pretty cool, huh?
A: No. It’s not pretty cool. Why did you get only child-sized skeletons? And why so many of them?
B: I thought our decorations should tell a story this year.
“U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche defended his department’s lawsuit seeking to stop Alaska from automatically certifying the results of its Senate election if the Republican incumbent loses… The Justice Department claims that potential confusion over candidates with similar names is the reason for the suit, though some Democrats have argued…
I know you see me running backwards on the treadmill while doing lunges at seventeen-second intervals. What do you do? Just jog on it facing forward? Amateur.
Using a gym machine the way it’s meant to be used is for losers. Why even show up unless you’re going to damage…
1. Wait, for real?
2. When is Halloween anyway?
3. You’re serious? I need to dress up? Why? Please don’t tell me we’re going out. Are we going out? Please don’t tell me we’re going out.
4. And not to a party. Anything but a party. I can’t deal with…
To My Fellow Passengers,
I see you, craning your necks at the gate, watching me get wheeled past the entire boarding line like some kind of parade float, and I know what you’re thinking: Must be nice.
And you know what? It is nice. I am the first person on…
“Veteran Democratic strategist James Carville said he would rather see Republicans keep control of the House by five seats than watch Democrats win the chamber by the same margin, warning that a ‘nightmare’ razor-thin majority would leave party leaders ‘hostage to the DSA.’” — Mediaite
I’ve…
Underground Artists is an ongoing comic by Ali Fitzgerald (Hungover Bear & Friends) that follows woodland creatures as they create art and search out whimsy in a bleak forest.
